toofpic

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[–] toofpic 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.

[–] toofpic 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

This makes it a one-cylinder motor, right?

[–] toofpic 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He's just not banging her good enough

[–] toofpic 26 points 2 months ago

My kids of 7 and 10 ride to school through the city (it's about a mile away, but my daughter went to another school 3 miles away before.
When we got to this new school, I rode with them for a month using different routes and shouting "look left", "stop here", as they weren't looking. Once they were able to lead me to school and back without complaints from mybside for a few times, I let them do it themselves. We just take turns kicking them out in the morning to ensure they're on time. It works, and they will grow into independent people.
I was cycling wherever the fuck I wanted when I was a kid. I'm fine.
For the context, we're in Denmark, and I'm originally from Russia

[–] toofpic 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's a tralalator, and it's angled. It is what it is.
Exit: hahaha, tralalator, one of my best typos!

[–] toofpic 7 points 2 months ago

It's Homer Simpson! 89,4%

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[–] toofpic 4 points 3 months ago

It has a Harmony OS though - I almost clicked on the pay button, but then I saw that

[–] toofpic 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
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[–] toofpic 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They stab you and then you skip a turn

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