tipicaldik

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[–] tipicaldik 40 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Just yesterday we were at my wife's sister's house. They live in a brand-new house in a brand-new neighborhood. Some dingus was going around to every single house leaving flyers advertising a tree trimming service and reminding everyone that it's hurricane season. The thing is, their wasn't a single tree in the entire neighborhood that was bigger than a year-old sapling.

[–] tipicaldik 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It slays me how he'll have well over 100k views and 4k comments within 3 or 4 hours of putting up a video of him doing something I've daydreamed about doing since I was a kid. Seriously... this guy wins. Oh and don't get me started on all the copycats he's inspired!

[–] tipicaldik 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They taste just like those little wooden spoons we'd get with our ice cream cups

[–] tipicaldik 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He's a trustee and that car is probably a county jail vehicle and not a deputy's cruiser. He probably just washed it too...

[–] tipicaldik 1 points 1 year ago

... or in a porn flick?

Dick

[–] tipicaldik 3 points 1 year ago

... or flying over the fence?

Homer

[–] tipicaldik 8 points 2 years ago

daaaaaaamn... it's like Mother Nature shook up a big deadly soda-pop 😲

[–] tipicaldik 2 points 2 years ago

Seeing this has caused The Beatles "Nowhere Man" to start playing in my head...

[–] tipicaldik 8 points 2 years ago

That one has to be my favorite death scene of the whole series. That show was sooo good...

[–] tipicaldik 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)

What is it about brewing it cold that makes it better? Why not brew it normally and then cool it off? I love coffee, but have never really been a cold brew aficionado. I recently watched an episode of Americas Test Kitchen that showed the best way to make cold brew coffee, and when they used enough coffee grounds to brew two pots worth just to make two servings that wouldn't be ready til the next day, I realized I probably would never become one.

[–] tipicaldik 16 points 2 years ago

whodathunkit...

My wife's maternal side of her family is all from Mississippi. I was blown away the first time I traveled up there to meet them all. They all seemed like the nicest, warmest people you could meet. Welcomed me into their family with open arms. We had a big meal, and afterwards we were all gathered around just shooting the breeze and the subject of conversation moved to how they all used to torment black people back in the good ol' days. N-words as far as the ear could hear, and uproarious laughter filled the room. This was about the time I started spending all my time outside smoking. I couldn't wait to GTFO of there...

[–] tipicaldik 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My wife has extended family from Mississippi. They are some of the stupidest people I have ever met. They all, and I mean ALL, send their kids to private schools so they won't have to attend alongside black kids. One of her cousins was just down visiting with us and I walked in while she was ranting about how "I know trump is blahbidyblah, but things were so much better under him... just look at the GAS PRICES screee scrawww hurr durr". I did the ol' Grandpa Simpson about face and checked tf out before I said something ugly and upset my wife (not that she actually agrees with her cousin or anything, I just need to be nice...)

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