thegreatgarbo

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[–] thegreatgarbo 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Or the alternate spelling in our house so we don't send the dog through the window: werl sounds like whirl

[–] thegreatgarbo 1 points 2 months ago

They're not real.

[–] thegreatgarbo 7 points 2 months ago

When I was young with tighter labia that didn't flap or stick to the side and had a firmer bladder, 3, every time. Now 4.

[–] thegreatgarbo 5 points 2 months ago

It's been a long day and I may be a little punchy, but I have tears in my eyes laughing at I write this reply.

[–] thegreatgarbo 2 points 2 months ago

Freedom!? That is our sacred word!

[–] thegreatgarbo 1 points 3 months ago

And the editor in me thinks it works better as "these wounds in my ass, they will not heal"

[–] thegreatgarbo 13 points 3 months ago

You'll pry my tabs and red stapler out of my cold dead hands.

[–] thegreatgarbo 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Mmmm, McDonald's

[–] thegreatgarbo 2 points 3 months ago

K, thank you, this is it without the textI- I didn't pay attention to the details and need better reading glasses!

[–] thegreatgarbo 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I think the version I saw was a little bit different, cuz she was less hyena, more wolk, and Trump was definitely one of the 3 little pigs and not a mole rat? Thanks, I'll look in 196.

Edit: Wolf not work

[–] thegreatgarbo 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I did train our cat to come to a whistle.

[–] thegreatgarbo 7 points 4 months ago

Zoomies happen for us as soon as we get home from the walk in the park, never in the park. Hardwood floors. Tom n Jerry and Loony Tunes creators obviously had dogs.

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