teft

joined 2 years ago
[–] teft 4 points 3 days ago

Qapla’

Everyone knows the best conlang is klingonese.

And if you disagree you are a petaQ.

[–] teft 8 points 3 days ago

He’s an assault unicorn so he has a backup assault uni-horn. Obv

[–] teft 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm playing Henry as a devout christian so he always buys anything holy. He's also a bit of an idiot since I don't focus on scholarship so there's no way for him to know if they're real relics.

[–] teft 7 points 4 days ago

I would bet on a crypto currency ~~bribe~~ inaugural ball donation.

[–] teft 10 points 5 days ago

I don't think russia would use nukes. That would open them up to retaliatory nuking. France and Britain both have nukes and the russian border is a lot more porous and a lot longer than the european ones. Much easier to get a nuke to moscow than to london.

[–] teft 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I’m 42 and learned downhill biking during the pandemic. This guy sounds like he didn’t have a clue how to ride technical steep terrain and he paid the price. Age has nothing to do with it. Proper descending technique and knowing the trail are how you remain uninjured.

Also he’s ok with throwing himself down a mountain on a bike but he hesitates on going down a zip line? Those aren’t really the same level of danger.

[–] teft 1 points 6 days ago

In spanish they’re called pimentón or pimiento dulce. The powder is called páprika though.

[–] teft 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Me: rolls back to back to back all 3s

The rando peasant watching: “When is this game going to get interesting”

[–] teft 2 points 6 days ago

I’ve found a couple pagan sites so far. There is a sacred tree in the south west of kuttenberg that has a bunch of these stones around it.

[–] teft 2 points 6 days ago

Agreed. It's as good and as frustrating as Baldur's Gate 3. I'm loving it so far.

I'm in the second act and I've put off the main quest for a while because the side quests are so damn fun. I don't want to fail any like I did in act 1. I can already tell that I'll also instantly start a new game just to see how Henry does as a different start. I started as a soldier and I want to see what happens as a scholar or maybe even a stealth archer....

[–] teft 5 points 1 week ago

The book titled “Clue” for sure is the secret door opening book lever.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by teft to c/tenforward
 

Description: A meme with the caption "Okay so that was trolley problem version number 7. Janeway opted to run over five Tuvixes instead of one EMH." Below is a picture of the inside of a trolley with Janeway smiling and covered in gore. Michael and Eleanor from The Good Place are on either side of her. Michael is taking notes and Eleanor is amazed.

 
 
 
 

Description: The meme is 3 different pictures in series. The first titled "The Picard Maneuver" shows the USS Stargazer performing the Picard maneuver. The second titled "The Riker Maneuver" shows the Enterprise E releasing metreon gas to perform the Riker maneuver. The third title "The Janeway Maneuver" shows Tuvix being separated into Tuvok and Neelix via transporter beam.

 

Description: Meme with the title "The Janeway" The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying "Admiral Janeway, you won't believe what I found in the vulcan database!" The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway's personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating "Glass those pointy eared bastards" The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.

 
 
 

The Bell Riots start on Sunday. Stay safe out there!

<Anyone coming from /c/all please note this is a joke post for an in universe Star Trek event. Remain Calm.>

 

Description: Meme with the heading Star Trek Jellico. 4 frames below with the first being an exterior shot of the Enterprise D. In frames 2-4 Jellico and Riker are inside the hallways of the Enterprise and and Jellico states to Riker "Will, I want to teach you a lesson my grandfather taught me when I was your age." The next frame Jellico says "When someone with a lisp says bismuth, you know they mean business.". Jellico then walks away with a grin.

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submitted 5 months ago by teft to c/tenforward
 

Description: Meme with the title: Who wore it best? Subtitled: It is green. Below are three star trek characters wearing green tunics. From left to right is Mirror universe Jonathan Archer, Prime Universe (v2022) Christopher Pike, and Prime Universe James Kirk.

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