teft

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[–] teft 16 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

Will Elon or his team of broccoli boys even understand any of the technical or process specific terms people use?

Ooooh malicious compliance idea:

Send the email and make it chock full of every acronym and industry terms you can think of. Make it as opaque as possible so only a technical expert can read it.

[–] teft 27 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Who wants to bet "at risk" means poor?

[–] teft 2 points 16 hours ago

Quiksilver cradles peoples heads when he grabs them and runs them somewhere so why wouldn’t Superman do the same?

[–] teft 20 points 1 day ago

Lol I had the exact same thought but Picard would know that there are only 3 shifts.

[–] teft 8 points 1 day ago
[–] teft 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Hello, my name is Peregrin Took. You ate my elevensies. Prepare to die.

[–] teft 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Cheaper to shoot him into interstellar space. Less Δv needed that way.

[–] teft 27 points 2 days ago

Well his hero was in the European theater and died by suicide in a bunker in Berlin so it kind of makes sense he doesn't know about the Pacific theater.

[–] teft 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There are so many weird places in this game.

I’ve started never fast traveling and just take Pebbles offroad to stumble on all sorts of shit.

[–] teft 3 points 2 days ago

Silly inyalowda. Anderson Dawes is great. He’s just one of those guys who will do what needs doing no matter what.

[–] teft 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

JP would love it.

[–] teft 2 points 3 days ago

Maybe it’s the car of one of those handmaids like Ofglen and Offred. Ofzelda is just Link’s slave name.

 

I've got a backpack full of holy relics.

So far I've collected the Spear of Longinus, some of the nails from the cross, two veils from a Saint (different saints so double the holiness), a tooth of a different saint, and various other relics.

Satan should be afraid of Henry of Skalitz.

 
 
 

Have a good holiday everyone!

 

Some pets shouldn't be allowed on the bridge.

 

Quote is from DS9 S1E5 Babel when O'Brien starts showing symptoms of the aphasia virus.

 

She's so very meme-able so it should be pretty fun.

 

The proposed scientific name got me good.

 

For my next run I’m trying something less optimal for a challenge. My Tav will be a 8sorcerer/2cleric/2warlock from Thay.

Mostly he’ll use eldritch blast and call on his god.

I call it the Spray and Pray from Thay.

Anyone else have any silly build ideas to go with my Tav?

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by teft to c/tenforward
 

Description: A meme with Mot from The Next Generation cutting Captain Picard's hair. Below the text reads: Make it so. There is no challenge too great for those who have the will and haircut to make it so.

 
 
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