slaacaa

joined 2 years ago
[–] slaacaa 30 points 3 weeks ago

Tankies be tankin’

[–] slaacaa 86 points 3 weeks ago

No, no, we can’t be mean to the rich, that will upset them 🥺

[–] slaacaa 1 points 3 weeks ago

UC4 still looks so amazing, unbelievable game

[–] slaacaa 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

man sitting at the poker table in a casino

Wife: “Hey honey, how’s the game going for you? You said you’ll be done quickly, remember?”

Man: “Don’t worry darling. I am winning, these losers don’t stand the chance against my powers!”

Wife: “That sounds great! How much money have you won?”

Man: “I am down 730 thousand dollars.”

[–] slaacaa 1 points 3 weeks ago

Time to call in the National Guard

[–] slaacaa 11 points 3 weeks ago
[–] slaacaa 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It’s literal economic stimulus, US sends them old shit, and buys new and more expensive shit from local military suppliers. This is the “creating jobs” thing the right likes so much, except when it’s against Russian interests

[–] slaacaa 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

UwU what’s this?

Notices whiskey tumbler 🥃 OwO, did Don Draper-sama leave this for me? picks it up and sips nervously so smooth loosens tie Notices ad campaign pitch on the table 📄 O-oh my, the client is gonna love this… or will they? 👉👈 nuzzles storyboard Y-you like the tagline? “Happiness is just a purchase away”? rubs temples dramatically Advertising is so hard lights cigarette Client-sama, pwease approve my pitch, I worked so hawd on it 🥺👉👈 smolders in existential dread

[–] slaacaa 12 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)
[–] slaacaa 2 points 4 weeks ago

Agree, it’s like I had a feed for reading only instagram/facebook comments. No, thanks

[–] slaacaa 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Least delusional crypto bro

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