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Since I drink so much Coca-Cola, apparently

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[–] Delphia 94 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

If you pour water on iron it rusts it, imagine what all that water is doing to the iron in your body!

[–] slazer2au 33 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

Dihydrogen monoxide has a 100% fatality rate. You shouldn't joke about it.

[–] portuga 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A single water molecule has more hydrogen atoms than all stars known in our solar system (totally stealing this joke)

[–] slazer2au 8 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck me that took 3 reads to understand. Might need a top-up in the old coffee department.

[–] ConstantPain 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Didn't get it... Are you implying that the Sun doesn't count?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We only have one sun. But there are two hydrogens in H2O

[–] ConstantPain 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Crazyslinkz 2 points 2 weeks ago

How many hydrogen atoms are in a water molecule?

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