niktemadur

joined 2 years ago
[–] niktemadur 7 points 1 month ago

No, Frodo did not, in fact, destroy the ring.
It was Gollum that done did the deed!

[–] niktemadur 6 points 1 month ago

How stupid delusional entitled can stupid delusional entitled get?
It's a near-bottomless pit in that flat and dull cartoon fantasyland between their ears, a smooth lump of white fat where wrinkly brain matter should have been, but grew in time atrophied.

[–] niktemadur 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"And just what is it that happens inside the box?"
"Quantum yeets!"

[–] niktemadur 8 points 1 month ago

Admiral McArtroll!

I shall return... to shitposting!

[–] niktemadur 7 points 1 month ago

L'imposition! Sans représentation!

[–] niktemadur 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Close your eyes and instead of counting sheep, lernas la interlingvon Esperanto.

[–] niktemadur 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Needs a couple of more circles in there to make India and Southeast Asia pop out.

[–] niktemadur 4 points 1 month ago

bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe MuH PuReTeH !!!

Every single deadweight non-voting imbecile will keep on smearing and caking blood on their hands, as they sit mindlessly smug, sucking their own thumb, which they had up their ass; they switch from one to the other and back to the one!

Vote for a woman... and of color?!! WHEN PIGS FLY!!!

[–] niktemadur 65 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This guy definitely fucks

...his "friends" over.

[–] niktemadur 8 points 1 month ago

Actually, it's the one when the belly, chest and shoulders go in. Ouch.

[–] niktemadur 2 points 1 month ago

Only just now it's hitting me that when looking at globular clusters through a telescope, one is looking far, far beyond the single-star naked eye limit.

[–] niktemadur 21 points 1 month ago

Having been hooked on cocaine and then implicitly or explicitly equating it with weed, sounds like some sort of internal "reefer madness" 24 hour movie-thon playing in his head.

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