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Except Reddit bans you if you so much as suggest someone stubs their toe. The rules against "advocating violence" have become so broadly interpreted in the last few years.

Lemmy is significantly more tolerant of this kind of posting

Who in the world asked for Carmen Sandiego

Partial transplant from a living donor was not viable for her. It would have immediately failed, leaving her with no liver at all, and then she would have died because she wasn't eligible for a full transplant. Doctors will not perform a procedure that guarantees death. The article explains this

I guess my plan to hold out for the Pro to see if the regular console drops in price isn't going to work.

In the commotion nobody's brain would parse "that guy just threw coffee on a baby" because that's not something you immediately consider

Time to pick a random minority one can pass as, record the most stereotypical video ever, and then get an employment attorney on speed dial

Vegetables don't exist as a block I can cut slices of, fry, and put in a sandwich.

Well eggplant does but if I'm buying canned spam substitute I'm not in the mood for breading something.

Spam is just pork sausage in a rectangle.

Every platform needs a terrible meme that never goes away. Reddit picked a shoebox full of semen, we picked cat starvation.

My university had student apartments, each had their own router. No weird rules since it wasn't the university's network at all, it belonged to whoever lived in the apartment. Full router access, connect whatever, put it in bridge mode and connect your own if you want.

Automatics start in park

It's a wet morning and the inside of your windshield is fogged up. (Or it's cold and there's frost on the inside)