negativenull

Oldie but goodie:

We think there is a fundamental misconception about piracy. Piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem, - Gabe Newell

Prince HumPicardinck : Surrender.

Westley : You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.

I met a traveller from an antique epoch,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of fossilized bone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered skull lies, whose frown,
And cracked jaw, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its evolution well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The claw that mocked them, and the tooth that fed;
And on the footprint, these ideas appear:
My name is Tyrannosaurus, King of Dinosaurs;
Look on my skeleton, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

People would leave modern American pennies (which are only copper coated zinc)

Texchwitz

This must be how President Camacho comes to be.

Don't click this link

As always, this is just cover to force people to quit and not give severance. It's a layoff without having to call it a layoff.

I work with people now who were born in the 21st century. I guess I'm old now too :(