muculent

joined 10 months ago
[–] muculent 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

Streaming services become required by law like insurance

Wait, why am I required to pay for a streaming service?

Because it has all of the entertainment electrolytes a human needs

[–] muculent 8 points 5 months ago

And to no one's surprise, wealthy powerful countries don't want to share their wealth, which may also equate to sharing power.

[–] muculent 54 points 5 months ago

The secret love child of Kim Jong and Elon.

[–] muculent 2 points 6 months ago

For additional educational material on pensioners I suggest Still Game: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiacTaYXyRfxMFMOGl6KRLpA6y11JFKZ4

[–] muculent 2 points 7 months ago

Whenever I see or hear anything Alex Jones, I just imagine he's a time traveler from the Warhammer: 40k universe.

[–] muculent 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's when you let her know you've always got a bucket of your gravy ready for her. Hashed? Mashed? You've got her smothered and covered.

[–] muculent 22 points 8 months ago

Take a brick to Roku until it agrees to your terms.

[–] muculent 9 points 10 months ago

When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.

[–] muculent 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Don't forget to smother it in ketchup

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