muculent

joined 10 months ago
[–] muculent 4 points 2 months ago

The ideal sovereign citizen mobile.

[–] muculent 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

They had no money. For Terra.

[–] muculent 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hi, I'm annoying and want to be helpful. Am I helpful? If I repeat the same options again when you've told me I'm not helpful, will that be helpful? I won't remember this conversation once it's ended.

Hi, which option have you told me you already don't want would you like?

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that, please rage again.

[–] muculent 1 points 3 months ago
[–] muculent 10 points 3 months ago

Because he already ate all of the spare ribs.

[–] muculent 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I saw one with a boat in tow the other day and all I could think about was how much I wished someone would try and use it as a submersible and leave us land dwellers alone.

[–] muculent 4 points 4 months ago

people like you deserve to be hung

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[–] muculent 15 points 4 months ago

I'm so looking forward to all of my Newspeak translations. Thanks! drinks bleach

[–] muculent 5 points 4 months ago

Every time I see the body horror AI produces I feel like I'm MacReady at McMurdo in desperate need of my flamethrower.

[–] muculent 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's fine we'll just put people into inescapable debt and have their options be a labor camp or a comatose bio-energy source. You will of course incur medical debt for the comatose option.

[–] muculent 2 points 4 months ago

The Meta OnlyFans partnership you've always wanted.

[–] muculent 4 points 4 months ago

He looks like a fat version of Zach Braff with Richard Simmons' hair.

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