mrunicornman

joined 1 year ago
[–] mrunicornman 6 points 6 days ago

They must have taken driving lessons from a thermostat.

[–] mrunicornman 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] mrunicornman 28 points 2 weeks ago

Through sheer audacity

[–] mrunicornman 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He will call it "Greenland" and assert that it makes him eligible to buy the country.

[–] mrunicornman 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well I don't want to end up with a straw in my butt!

[–] mrunicornman 3 points 4 weeks ago

Why did you punctuate like this?

[–] mrunicornman 9 points 1 month ago

Doesn't the wrapper have a plastic coating? The engine probably went "Eh, fuel is fuel".

[–] mrunicornman 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I love Gorillaz and have listened to Deltron 3030 plenty of times but never made the connection!

[–] mrunicornman 3 points 1 month ago

Many people here do not save up for one, especially younger/low-income folks. They get loans on their credit cards. The perceived status is a big deal.

I also saw a video of a teen who made his poor parents give up several years' worth of savings to get him an iPhone. The store owner made the video and boasted about it, which was disgusting. The kicker is the teen didn't even get the unboxing experience. The store owner opened the box and showed off the phone before handing it over.

[–] mrunicornman 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only one of us can ride forever

So you and I can't ride together

Can't live or can't die together

All we can do is collide together

So I skillfully apply the pressure

  • Mos Def
[–] mrunicornman 2 points 4 months ago

There are shit-winds brewing, Randy...

[–] mrunicornman 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Happy anniversary to the Erfurt latrine disaster!

view more: next ›