mkhopper

What can someone get for trading a truck?

Don't do coke in the bathroom (especially off the toilet seat)

"Aaawww the motherfuckin' bootleg fireworks shit!"

LOAD"*", 8,1

Also known as the 'Thinning the Herd of the Weak and Stupid' challenge.

Am I alone in saying that the phrase "raw dogged" needs to die?

Someone hit the spiked eggnog a bit too hard.

Almond udders may be smaller, but they're still udders.

Translation

But, never turn your back on an angus cow.

Oh I do. I have quite a few Spotify playlists, including one that contains every track from every album I've ever owned, with a few hundred single tracks thrown in.
It's about 10k tracks in total, played on shuffle, and I still surf.
"Nope, not in the mood... Nope.. Next... Come on, give me something good... Nope... Ah, finally."

You wouldn't want to ride with me, then.
I generally don't secure the seatbelt until I'm moving forward. Not sure why, but I've always done it.

I'll mess with the rearview mirror often, as my position in the seat may shift, and I can't stand it when the view in the mirror isn't centered.

As for the radio... I channel surf like mad. 40 presets and I'll scan through them all before deciding on something that I never stay on very long. My wife can, not, stand it. lol But, the radio controls are on the steering wheel, so doing so isn't a distraction.

In the past, when I drove any of my vehicles that had a manual transmission, I had a habit of rattling the gearshift at stoplights. People who rode with me didn't like that either.