mcqtom

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[–] mcqtom 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He's obviously built himself thousands of little elevators over millenia. What did you guys think he was doing down there? Sleeping?

[–] mcqtom 1 points 3 months ago

That's a real shame. Swiss rolls are non-negotiable.

[–] mcqtom 66 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] mcqtom 10 points 4 months ago

Damnit, I was pretty sure the one on the right was Goofy.

[–] mcqtom 5 points 4 months ago

We live in a world where I read "high schoolers" and my brain autocorrected it to "high school shooters".

[–] mcqtom 21 points 5 months ago

Just "hold it in" on the second floor of the hotel. The conference floor.

[–] mcqtom 56 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Okay, but then the very first thing he does is drag Wormtongue outside and almost hacks him in half in front of all his subjects. No trial, no questioning, no protecting the children from the horror.

Maybe giving the victim of abuse who has only just regained his senses a weapon was a poor choice

[–] mcqtom 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

New fun size!

[–] mcqtom 4 points 5 months ago

Gotta say, I've always been blown away by how easy it is to connect Logitech stuff to their little multi-device dongles.

Recently started trying out the Flow feature and I'm a lot less blown away, but the dongle thing is plenty enough for me. I give them a thumbs up.

[–] mcqtom 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Could also just leave out the supernatural part. I think he's going to figure out how to phrase it the right way long before he learns to play well or even plays Kasparov against himself.

Honestly just treat it like the first step of a magic trick, and then when he complies, you vanish from existence and that's actually a pretty sweet magic trick.

[–] mcqtom 36 points 5 months ago (5 children)

I'm no chess genius, but surely he could explain the situation to Kasparov and politely ask him to lose on purpose. Is he a dickhead or something?

[–] mcqtom 6 points 5 months ago

Ahhh, craaap...

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