lobsticle

joined 1 year ago
[–] lobsticle 5 points 1 year ago

Quarterly earnings über alles.

[–] lobsticle 6 points 1 year ago

Sundar Pichai would like to know your location

[–] lobsticle 12 points 1 year ago

Love it. Learned so much as a teenager about what was healthy and normal from her radio show in the 80s.

[–] lobsticle 12 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Holy shit that verse goes hard

[–] lobsticle 3 points 1 year ago

No way these motherfuckers are uncircumcised.

[–] lobsticle 14 points 1 year ago

Quick, someone should ask President Dukakis how he felt about the polls, putting him 15 points up on George H.W. Bush in the summer of '88.

[–] lobsticle 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Welp, I totally misinterpreted this picture! I thought she had asked him into the shower for a little sexytimes, but she's on her period and didn't want to mess up the bed. Dude don't care, he still went downtown during shark week.

[–] lobsticle 14 points 1 year ago

If you think about it, every image we see on the internet could potentially have a Subway behind it.

[–] lobsticle 20 points 1 year ago

There is so much to unwrap here.

[–] lobsticle 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean like a politician should do?

[–] lobsticle 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Emily Elizabeth's mom (looking at bank statement): Jesus Christ, that dog is eating us out of house and home! We just can't afford to feed him any more!

Emily Elizabeth's dad: I have an idea...

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