[-] lobsticle 74 points 2 months ago

After School Satan Club would be such a great name for a band.

[-] lobsticle 31 points 2 months ago

At least the NYT came up with an accurate headline this time.

[-] lobsticle 20 points 3 months ago

I actually really like that desktop background.

[-] lobsticle 22 points 3 months ago

We need to find out what churches folks like this are being indoctrinated in and forcibly shut them down.

[-] lobsticle 60 points 3 months ago

Very disappointing not to see an #if 0 (my personal go-to for decades) in this meme. 😞

[-] lobsticle 39 points 3 months ago

The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.

[-] lobsticle 20 points 4 months ago

There is so much to unwrap here.

[-] lobsticle 27 points 4 months ago

This is one of the stupidest things I've seen online in a very long time, and of course I laughed for a solid minute. Well done, OP.

[-] lobsticle 31 points 4 months ago

My grandchildren are going to be very excited to get this new XBox! - some Grandma somewhere

[-] lobsticle 32 points 4 months ago

Yes but you can't use a hard n

[-] lobsticle 164 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bystander: She's apneic and has no pulse! I'm beginning CPR!

Commences compressions

Patient: Uh actually I have a boyfriend

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