lars
joined 2 years ago
What part of Montana is Missoula in?
Have you heard of Joe Biden? Well, his left eye.
my USB-i’s are up here
How’re trans people doing Lebanon? As well as her?
Wait, has the algorithm finally begun to serve us ?!
Despite Him having:
- known you’d be born in ≈2000 years
- known He was dying for sins He defined and you commit, which He also knew and did nothing to prevent
- having had the audacity to whine to His Dad when He unal*ved both a God and Himself in an act of auto‑sui‑dei‑but-also-somehow-fili‑cide-by-cop by and through the innocent hands of local law enforcement, our boys in blue, whom I still salute when I’m driving, and while those closest to Him, who were Jewish, could do nothing but listen to the moaning you are responsible for, but which He chose to endure
- been surprised that His dad forgot about Him,
I believe He’d be surprised if there weren’t Oily/Annointed/Christ Josh/Jesus fanfics of a charismatic 33-year-old, may peace be upon Him, taking it both ends, my son.
Woke? You mean kindness and respect.
CRT? It’s called honest truth.
Me and Jesus await with ’bated breath.
If US Christians are making it up as they go and seeing whatever they wanna see in the Bible, then I call upon you, my child, to announce your submission to the Parable of Jesus the Whore of the Theater and the Christ.
Cooool. Thank you.
When you can smell the rotten vegetables on NYC sidewalks start to cook in the middle of the summer, you change from Fahrenheit to Rankine