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Anon skips naptime (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Sanctus 132 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oversized hoodies.

Monster.

Anon is an egg

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The kind from a chicken, the sex toy, or the Cadbury?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

The gender rabbit egg

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

depends which flavor

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

what, you egg?

[–] aelwero 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)

5'4" since I was 12... still wear the same jeans size at 50, still buy em in the kid section.

What you do is, you go full gym rat, you put 30lb of gains on, and on your little keebler elf sized ass, that 30lbs makes you look beefcake as fuck. Its like having cheat codes...

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago

So cute!

[–] Alivrah 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Go full Vegeta

[–] lars 3 points 1 year ago

🤔

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

This is kinda hilarious, poor dude.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Mommy issues latent in your case... well, try not to upset your mother

[–] SeabassDan 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

oversized hoodies

5'4"

why am I so childlike in their eyes??

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Time to get a second mother.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

So Anon wants a mommy girlfriend who pretends to be his girlfriend girlfriend? That's sick.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Consider switching to guys, I guess. Reasonably certain some of us would be down to lewd some short kings

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Guess he just needs to break both his arms

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Bro same