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[–] lars 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me and Jesus await with ’bated breath.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder what he'd say about fanfics concerning him

[–] lars 1 points 1 year ago

Despite Him having:

  • known you’d be born in ≈2000 years
  • known He was dying for sins He defined and you commit, which He also knew and did nothing to prevent
  • having had the audacity to whine to His Dad when He unal*ved both a God and Himself in an act of auto‑sui‑dei‑but-also-somehow-fili‑cide-by-cop by and through the innocent hands of local law enforcement, our boys in blue, whom I still salute when I’m driving, and while those closest to Him, who were Jewish, could do nothing but listen to the moaning you are responsible for, but which He chose to endure
  • been surprised that His dad forgot about Him,

I believe He’d be surprised if there weren’t Oily/Annointed/Christ Josh/Jesus fanfics of a charismatic 33-year-old, may peace be upon Him, taking it both ends, my son.