isaaclyman

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[–] isaaclyman 4 points 6 days ago

For anyone on the “invest in the complete opposite of whatever Don Jr. is doing” plan, there are lots of good ESG’s you can put your money in. Firms like Calvert are gonna perform slightly worse than VTSAX, but it’s typically not more than “slightly,” and at least your money isn’t funding oil cartels, Meta, Amazon et al.

[–] isaaclyman 2 points 1 week ago

The Microsoft store app that nobody uses? Oh god, anything but that

[–] isaaclyman 6 points 1 week ago

It’s all hallucinations. It’s just that some of them happen to be right

[–] isaaclyman 8 points 1 week ago

After baseball bat assault, supporters buy injured baseball player a machine gun: ‘He’s got a whole village’

[–] isaaclyman 53 points 2 weeks ago

Or!—hear me out—one woman whose 8 co-gestators were just laid off by someone who doesn’t understand what their job was

[–] isaaclyman 1 points 4 weeks ago

Expensive for a toy, but dirt cheap for a car, as I always say.

(Assuming, of course, that you live in an area where you can replace car trips with bike trips)

[–] isaaclyman 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

There’s a handful of us that do 50 for FOSS: https://50forFOSS.org

tl;dr: on the first Friday of the month we each pick a FOSS (free/open-source) project and give the maintainer $50.

Thanks and encouragement is great too. As a small-time open source maintainer, it seems awareness has been spreading over the last few years and people are going out of their way to be kind and respectful when they raise issues; it really makes a difference. But financial sustainability and community ownership are separate and arguably more essential issues if we want FOSS to survive over the long term.

I did have one maintainer turn down the $50 and ask me to donate it to UNICEF. It’s all the same to me as long as it makes the work more sustainable for them.

[–] isaaclyman 3 points 1 month ago

“If we run terabytes of text through a statistical model, then spend millions of man-hours labeling outputs, we can approximate the way humans respond to a prompt.” –OpenAI, more or less

Wow, what a surprise. I'll do you one better: if you take me to a river, I can tell you where the water is going to go next! Maybe we can get some VC money by promising to deliver clean water to every business in the world without all the expense of pipelines and plumbers? I mean, just look at all this water. It may not go where you want right now, but let us dump sewage in it for a couple years and who knows what it’ll do.

[–] isaaclyman 97 points 1 month ago (15 children)

This is why email never caught on. Who wants to choose between Gmail, Yahoo, MSN, Proton, and Comcast? A successful email service would be one where you can only communicate with users of the same email service. /s

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submitted 1 month ago by isaaclyman to c/lemmyshitpost
 
[–] isaaclyman 10 points 1 month ago

As this thread demonstrates, there are plenty of ways to say “I’m doing terrible, actually” without breaking the social contract. If I’m having an awful day, my go-to is “hangin’ in there, how are you?”

The last part is important. Some people don’t want to talk about how you’re doing (maybe they don’t have the emotional bandwidth at the moment, maybe they’re in a hurry, maybe they just don’t care) so give them an out, a clear signal of something else they can discuss without seeming rude. The easiest way is to return the question, but you can also just jump into the imminent topic of conversation, like:

“How are you?”

“Keeping on keeping on. Hey, just wanted to reach out about that thing on page 4, do you have a minute?”

Or if they started the conversation and you don’t know what it’s about, there’s always “Takin’ it one day at a time, eh? What can I do for you?”

The biggest “risk” of this approach is that someone may offer sympathy or ask you what happened, which is a whole new set of protocols. But for me it’s worth it to not have to lie.

[–] isaaclyman 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Vis à vis Archimedes’ Principle, does that imply that leprechauns have a higher average body density than human beings? I’m also relatively hard to drown, despite not having any cereal-powered buoyancy. (At least, no more than the average cereal eater.)

[–] isaaclyman 8 points 1 month ago

General Mills needs to clarify the exchange rate between Red Balloons and Rainbows. The people demand it

 

The box never clarifies what the difference between “floating” and “flying” is, but surely he doesn’t need both.

Even so, the unicorn charm might be the weak link of the bunch. The world is already colorful. Get a job, unicorn.

 

Regular reminder that being an asshole is not a symptom of any form of neurodivergence. (You can replace “neurodivergent” with depressed, anxious, bipolar, etc. and the diagram works equally well)

ETA: social faux pas, awkwardness, and genuine symptoms of neurodivergence don’t make you an asshole. I shouldn’t have to say this? An “asshole” is someone who enacts a pattern of abusive, controlling, harassing, and/or harmful behavior with no remorse or concern for how other people are affected.

 

Bit of a nailbiter there at the end, eh?

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Hail Chonkus (www.motherjones.com)
 

One microorganism in particular has captured scientists’ attention. UTEX 3222, nicknamed “Chonkus” for the way it guzzles carbon dioxide, is a previously unknown cyanobacterium found in volcanic ocean vents.

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Code comments (lemmy.world)
 
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Dogs Against Bones (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by isaaclyman to c/comicstrips
 

I think about this comic all the time, even though it’s seven years old. (No reason.)

Canonical URL: https://wondermark.com/c/1298/

 

[Alt text: GIF from the music video for “Love Shack” by the B-52s. The video depicts people dancing in a convertible, multiple people in suits and dresses dancing (visible from the waist down), martinis, a duck shaking its tail, and two men playing saxophones. The subtitles read:

The Crowdstrike is a kernel-space app that

has no testing process

Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!

Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!]

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by isaaclyman to c/utah
 

Bike Utah is offering free bike rack installation for local businesses. Some businesses also qualify to get the rack for free. This is great to see. Bike infrastructure is improving throughout Salt Lake and Utah valley, but most businesses still don’t have anywhere to park a bike. We need destination infrastructure if we’re going to get more people biking, which benefits everyone.

The announcement says: Email Jacob at [email protected] to get your FREE bike rack proposal, or suggest an establishment that might benefit from bike racks!

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