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Forcing a Smile Using Electrical Stimulation Can Boost Your Mood in c/dangerdust

[–] glorkon 1 points 2 days ago

Belästigung durch Hertha-BSC-Fans: Alkoholisierte Übergriffe im Zug in c/[email protected]

[–] glorkon 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ich bin in meinem Leben genau zwei mal ins Stadion gegangen: Das erste war das EM-Quali Spiel Deutschland - Bulgarien anno 1995, Berliner Olympiastadion. Rings um mich herum sangen die "Fans" die erste statt der dritten Strophe. Das zweite mal war 2010, Hertha gegen Nürnberg. Ein Freund überzeugte mich, doch mal wieder ins Olympiastadion zu gehen. Die Hertha-Fans stürmten nach dem Spiel das Spielfeld, jagten Ordner und randalierten. Nie wieder - Fussballfans sind das schlimmste.

Can you hear this picture? in c/[email protected]

[–] glorkon 2 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

They are a product, not a band. I don't listen to products.

egg😵irl [Gender non-specific] in c/[email protected]

[–] glorkon 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

I realized I am not trans but incredibly envious of hot women and their ability to have sex whenever they like. WHENEVER they like. That sometimes makes me dream of being a woman, having this privilege to act all decent but blow and fu** as often as I please.

But then I realize that as an ugly middle aged fuck, my biggest fantasy always was being sexually attractive (at least a little bit), so I keep searching the web for porn that fuels this fantasy, quietly weeping inside and pathetically wanking my way to my grave.

Double my money in c/[email protected]

[–] glorkon 11 points 1 month ago

Anyone else?

Common joker
Common joker
Broke
Restart run
Repeat

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Dawkins liked this one. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by glorkon to c/atheistmemes

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I don't have a favorite. Maybe numi tea? Just not Lipton. in c/dankmemes

[–] glorkon 1 points 2 months ago

I kinda like TWG Tea 1837.

TIL: YouTuber Scott Manley has an asteroid/minor planet named after him: 33434 Scottmanley in c/til

[–] glorkon 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure it wasn't a star and is your wife's name Claire Cooper, by any chance? https://youtu.be/JNRPa6Mmqm8

Were neon in this cyberpunk dystopia in c/microblogmemes

[–] glorkon 69 points 2 months ago

Americans be like

Protestation in c/[email protected]

[–] glorkon 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, the ruling classes of Iran, China and Russia are our enemy. And because those three countries are autocracies that automatically means they are our enemies as well.

The firearms subreddit is really unhinged in c/liberalgunowners

[–] glorkon 38 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Not trying to compare these two things, but as a German it always stroke me as odd that many Americans will go to any lengths in order to defend their right to bear arms, but they all totally accept the fact that there's not a single highway in the US without a speed limit.

In Germany, it seems to be the other way round. Noone really cares that guns are strictly regulated but most people will fiercely oppose the introduction of speed limits with the same level of fanaticism of American gun nuts.

Let them lead the way in c/memes

[–] glorkon 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you were a refugee from 9gag like me, you would probably think differently. That place is filled with racist memes.

Elon Musk draws fire for playing down impact of America’s atomic bombing of Japan: ‘Not as scary as people think’ in c/news

[–] glorkon 10 points 3 months ago (9 children)

He's gonna run for president some time in the future, mark my words. And he's gonna be a lot worse than Trump.