geomela

joined 1 year ago
[–] geomela 6 points 3 weeks ago

Well, not so much now.

[–] geomela 7 points 1 month ago

I feel that might become a... problem.

[–] geomela 2 points 1 month ago
[–] geomela 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I wonder if he saw an angel.

[–] geomela 1 points 2 months ago

There is some short story about all people being one being living every human life that ever will be and that when they are done they will be born as a God or some other elevated being.

The Egg by Andy Weir.

[–] geomela 3 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, Pitch Black era Vin Diesel. Or one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[–] geomela 4 points 2 months ago

You're taking some considerable risk with that because sometimes the illness is not caused by colonization of bacteria in the body, but by consuming substances that the bacteria leave behind as part of their metabolism.

I'm pretty sure he means poop. Bacteria poop.

[–] geomela 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm trying to work out if your hypothetical pill holder only has five days or you're calling OP a motherfucker.

[–] geomela 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Apparently I don't know. 🙁

[–] geomela 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For the trumpet to affect his height... Did he wear it as a hat?

[–] geomela 2 points 3 months ago

A once in a generation voice of pure velvety chocolate. No shame there.

[–] geomela 2 points 4 months ago

Hur Hur Hur... PPU

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