garzaza77

joined 1 year ago
[–] garzaza77 3 points 7 months ago

i'd send my kid to an Apple factory daycare before i would a ticketmaster one

[–] garzaza77 17 points 7 months ago

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there." - ralph

[–] garzaza77 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

damn i was hoping this was real and could use it as an excuse for being fat

[–] garzaza77 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Delete is just the name of the new massive database they just spun up

[–] garzaza77 3 points 7 months ago

you're right, it's the parents that aren't paying their fair share of taxes, not Fortune 100 companies or billionaires /s

[–] garzaza77 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

what the hell is cursive?!

[–] garzaza77 3 points 7 months ago

it's just too many keys to press at once i cant do it

[–] garzaza77 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

lol @ Treatment of Pet Hamster by Girl Chilling Foreshadowing of How She Will Parent Her Future Children

[–] garzaza77 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

my kid's stuck to wall once...

[–] garzaza77 9 points 1 year ago

dude it's a satire article like the onion

[–] garzaza77 6 points 1 year ago

as an only child, this rings true

[–] garzaza77 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As youngest of a family of 5, this is accurate!

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