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I thought we were all joking here but what the fuck: Stanford’s new ‘smart toilet’ will check out your anus

Full article from Stanford: https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2020/04/smart-toilet-monitors-for-signs-of-disease.html

It's obviously fake, my Lotus SmartToilet only ever requests a face scan to verify my identity.

Capybaras. Animals aren't evil but if you're trying to think of a chill animal that does no wrong by human standards, it's capybaras.

Do not like the Arnold level picture, but I like strong people. From my understanding of muscular & strong people, strength muscles =/= show off muscles, and you can be strong without spending all day at the gym.

Bro can't even go to a restaurant without feeling awkward and you want them to go on a date?

But it's not just men of colour who are insulted. Stop trying to make this about race.

My best friend is my tracker. If someone asks me my number, I have to check with her because I can never be sure.

Jolly ranchers sour misfits. I used to buy the big share packs but I can't keep them in my house anymore or else I eat them until I have canker sores.

Omg yogurt covered raisins too

If you want to start with another less horrifying book by him (that isn't fight club), I'd highly recommend Rant or invisible monsters

That's one of my favourite books. If you take it in the sort of gory comedy horror genre (thinking evil dead), it's actually pretty great and has more depth to it than just horror stories.

Some of his later books get much worse, more gory, and far less interesting. He's really just going for shock value in a lot of them. I stopped reading after the pink sock in Pygmy (couldn't even finish the book).

The mental gymnastics of my brain when irl ACAB but I will stan Olivia Benson until the day I die. TV doesn't count.