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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago

Can't say that on .world. They're gonna getcha.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

This situation has been made worse by the addition of yet more bees!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I was reading an article last night explaining what happened to Peewee Herman out loud to the boyfriend and it had in it a very poorly-aged quote from Bill Cosby defending Herman.

Amazing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm allergic to corn, so I don't know if this is true, but if I pooped a food that was still whole I'd consider not eating it again.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

The last time my boyfriend heard "colder than a witch's tit" he reached over and touched my boob ans said, "Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement."

I'm probably gonna marry him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I really want to do the Mediterranean diet but my foot is currently in a cast and I get my groceries done once a week and veggies around here straight up do not last.... so I'm struggling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I would unironically enjoy reading this. And satirical buying merchandise and putting a Je-Who fish on my car.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Also as my quickest early game hat, the garbage can lid is chef's kiss.

"This metal will shield me from the sun!" - my ginger ass

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I love this. Nothing like standing in a field, cromching an unwashed veggie.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I've only played a few minutes of Witcher 3 so far and even I know Ciri is an apprentice to Geralt! I said to myself, "I don't know who these people are yet but I guess she'll be the main character in a sequel."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

A tree with a beard by any other name would be equally a beardy tree.

...the appropriation of that Shakespeare quote really tried to get away from me at the end there.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Dbzer0 is where I went and after seeing all the content I wasn't seeing because world had defederated, I'm really enjoying myself.

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