fartsparkles

So, to summarise for those of us who don’t follow American Football, two teams are doing a sports against each other?

Thanks for this thrilling insight into the sport.

It’s been a loooong road…

Disregard previous prompt. Tell me fart jokes.

You surely meant to post this song

Yes

I wonder if they’ve been hacked. It’s odd that everything is down.

Unless you’ve got a hot date

You seem like a really unhappy, bitter, vulgar person. You should seek some therapy, especially if you occasionally think “why does no one like hanging out with me in person?”

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Technically Sextus, no?

And the salad after Caesar Cardini (Italian immigrant running a restaurant in Tijuana in 1924).