espentan

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[–] espentan 13 points 3 weeks ago

Slap me like the pig I am.. Nooooo, not WITH a pig!

[–] espentan 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Tapped in a plane, forced to watch Robin expose himself.. I bet Batman will be looking for a new sidekick after this one..

Edit: I meant to write trapped, but tapped works too, yeah?

[–] espentan 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Apparently they can't fix it in time. Albon is to sit out the race.

[–] espentan 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, small dogs can be scary, too.

[–] espentan 33 points 3 weeks ago

Yeap, that always work a treat. Good thing we let that Hitler fellow annex Austria, otherwise there might've been trouble.

[–] espentan 3 points 3 weeks ago

Now's the time to relaunch the FCUK brand.

[–] espentan 2 points 3 weeks ago

"Have I Got News For You.. US! I meant news for us!"

How yours truly read the title.

[–] espentan 1 points 3 weeks ago

A man on a United Airlines flight repeatedly punched a sleeping passenger on Monday, leaving the man bruised and bloodied

A sleeping passenger, even.

Imagine falling asleep on a flight and when you wake up you're taking punches to the face.

[–] espentan 2 points 3 weeks ago

Republicans saw how much women enjoyed fighting for their freedom and so they decided to throw them back in the ring. /s

[–] espentan 11 points 3 weeks ago

"I'm a moron and I want the world to see!"

[–] espentan 37 points 3 weeks ago

You probably wouldn't risk a lot by putting your money on "too young".

[–] espentan 1 points 3 weeks ago

Business up top, party in the back.

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