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The old boy next door asked me to help him stop getting Trick or Treaters round this week. Problem solved... (b.l3n.co)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

In computer science:

A nonce is an arbitrary number used only once in a cryptographic communication

In the UK

A pedophile

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Your face is an arbitrary number.

[–] Zavorra 3 points 3 days ago

In Italian seems like "non c'è" (he Is not here) which somehow could have worked

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Prince Andrew’s moved into his new gaff then.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anybody got a version of this with some pixels?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Resolution looks fine to me. But here's an alternative:

TranscriptionHow to stop trick or treaters... The old boy next door asked me to help him so getting Trick or Treaters round this week. Problem solved...

[A picture of a half-open white door in a brick wall. Written on the wall in black is graffiti saying "NONCE" with an arrow pointing to the door.]

[–] espentan 3 points 4 days ago

Yeah, small dogs can be scary, too.