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The post links both The Guardian and MBFC. The bot has picked up both links and posted the following (verbatim):

You mock now, but when you next need your telephone sanitized...

"Significant minority of people lie in polls, a poll reveals."

Works for the UK too — high street chemists have given way to supermarket pharmacy counters to some extent, and most supermarkets will have fuel and fast food nearby.

You have to learn a lot about US culture and infrastructure (inductively) to use English-language social media; I don't see why a meme that's centric to a different country should be an issue.

"Surplus" tickles me for some reason. "I was really sorry to hear that Min-jun passed away, but to be fair, he was surplus to requirement."

This is very well-written and I wish I hadn't read it.

I respect Rory Kinnear as an actor, but they could have cast someone younger.

Not everyone speaks English as their first language.

Don't act like you don't know. He's just trying to hold onto his past.

√ is not ✓ 😠

"Am I being detained?", my inner monologue screams.

Swing the whole leg in a gentle arc, by the look of it.