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Is there a summary of this somewhere?

“The injury that is to be done to a man should be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge. “

• Machiavelli

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. I was in the Middle East two decades ago and the phone dialing scene always makes me smile.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Salt is not an optional ingredient.

Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.

Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.

One of them has to be pretty small and legless. Having no legs is also a plus.

‘Pages’ comes for free with a $1200 MacBook.

Cold, dry air.

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Stop eating your Legos.