dcoe

joined 2 years ago
[–] dcoe 2 points 1 week ago

“The injury that is to be done to a man should be of such a kind that one does not stand in fear of revenge. “

  • Machiavelli
[–] dcoe 15 points 2 weeks ago

You Don’t Mess With The Zohan. I was in the Middle East two decades ago and the phone dialing scene always makes me smile.

[–] dcoe 67 points 1 month ago (7 children)

The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[–] dcoe 7 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Salt is not an optional ingredient.

Unsalted butter is a crime against cuisine.

Thank you for self-reporting, criminal. Please stand by, the butter police will arrive shortly.

[–] dcoe 2 points 5 months ago

One of them has to be pretty small and legless. Having no legs is also a plus.

[–] dcoe 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

‘Pages’ comes for free with a $1200 MacBook.

[–] dcoe 3 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Cold, dry air.

[–] dcoe 23 points 6 months ago
[–] dcoe 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Stop eating your Legos.

[–] dcoe 3 points 7 months ago

Palestinians.

[–] dcoe 5 points 8 months ago (16 children)

Nope. An AC just moves temperatures around. If it heats one area, it cools another.

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