clearedtoland

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[–] clearedtoland 25 points 6 months ago

Now do it with yoga pants…

[–] clearedtoland 4 points 6 months ago

As long as it’s before his 8 pm curfew! You never know though…he could end up ranting at an empty chair.

[–] clearedtoland 24 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Let’s all throw some in and run this bad boy ad on Twitter till Elon takes it down in a huff.

[–] clearedtoland 9 points 6 months ago

The closing ceremony revolving around the Golden Voyager makes this a thousand times funnier.

[–] clearedtoland 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As an absolute layman, I was pretty satisfied with the 5 min version. Not saying it was great at all. It was just astonishing how quickly a professional could essentially mock up an idea.

[–] clearedtoland 16 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Now I wonder what trolling was like back then.

[–] clearedtoland 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Speaking of. On an off chance, I went to BK a few days ago and got a Whopper. Like $12 for the meal, and just like the other fast food chains, the patty was so thin I couldn’t taste anything besides the bun, ketchup and mayo.

Pretty much cured me of any further fast food spending. What a scam!

[–] clearedtoland 1 points 6 months ago

This is ripe for a Masterchef spinoff.

Master Restauranteur: Gordon vs. Irvine. Only one will survive.

[–] clearedtoland 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

We’re really bringing the most dystopian science fiction to life, aren’t we? Does art imitate life or…?

[–] clearedtoland 22 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Oh this is curious! Cause the solution would be for those services to be privatized. I wonder how many would pay for those services.

“No, Jimmy. You don’t need to go to skool. Now go change bale the hay.”

[–] clearedtoland 9 points 6 months ago (8 children)

Now that I think about it, it’s like The Matrix but way before The Matrix.

[–] clearedtoland 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Wait! Have we come full circle? Is Orbs the end before we come back to Beans?

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