capt_wolf

joined 2 years ago
[–] capt_wolf 2 points 19 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago)

They really don't. At every step everyone needs to be telling him to shut the fuck up and mind his own goddamn business. Make things extremely uncomfortable for the overinflated little basement troll. Smear him across the globe.

[–] capt_wolf 13 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

*Bob Saget narrator voice*

"...It was greed..."

[–] capt_wolf 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm over the age unfortunately, but I really appreciate the offer!

[–] capt_wolf 4 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

I suppose it's comforting to know that others are in the same boat. Still scary to think about this being yet another chronic condition I'll have to learn to live with and work around, that I might not be able to, or even that it may be a progressive or even cumulative issue if I get it again.

[–] capt_wolf 35 points 1 day ago (10 children)

So I've had covid 3 times now. After the first time, pre-lockdown, I started finding myself getting stuck on words and thoughts and experiencing significant memory issues. That hasn't gone away in the 5 years and 2 more infections since. I've since been written up for forgetting to do things because my memory has gotten so bad. During my writeup meeting, couldn't even articulate a proper defense for myself. I find myself walking around asking myself "What was I doing?" and saying "I swear to god, I can do this!"

It's total bullshit and scares the hell out of me that it's gonna get worse and I won't be able to do my job anymore...

[–] capt_wolf 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

X-Com - UFO Defense and Terror from the Deep (I remember hacking my demo copy of UFO Defense and bypassing the shareware check. Still my all time favorite strategy game)

Doom

Duke Nukem 1, 2, and 3D

Wolfenstein 3D

Jetpack

Commander Keen

Raptor: Call of the Shadows

Rise of the Triad

Monster Bash (Just pretty much anything 3D Realms or Apogee related was gold)

Moraff's Dungeons of the Unforgiven(Only ever had the shareware version as a kid, but I played it over and over)

[–] capt_wolf 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah, yes, what better way to capture waking up in the morning and getting ready another soul crushing, meaningless day at work than the musical interpretation of an anxiety attack!

[–] capt_wolf 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ironic that we're talking about banning porn with a literal sex offender about to take the highest office in our nation...

More than that, the asshole was in a porn video!

[–] capt_wolf 31 points 3 days ago (4 children)

What I want to know is, do I have control over consistency, force, and quantity? Is there a limit to the range for this power? Do I need line of sight or is it more of a "Death Note" thing? Can I cause defecation syncope? Can I make someone poop themself to death?

[–] capt_wolf 5 points 4 days ago

Tiny Rogues

[–] capt_wolf 30 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nope, I work in a facility that's 24 hour staffed. Holidays don't really apply to us. This was actually the first year I've even had Christmas off in like 5 years.

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Happy Tuesday! (lemmy.world)
 
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Happy Tuesday! (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by capt_wolf to c/memes
 
[–] capt_wolf 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Logan act much? Espionage?

Jail him, sieze all assets, strip him of his citizenship, then deport his ass.

Or, you know, Trump will just pardon him instead and call him a hero...

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Beans in jeans! (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by capt_wolf to c/lemmyshitpost
 

Because he's too cute to leave in a comment thread!

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submitted 1 year ago by capt_wolf to c/aww
 

Dogsitting for my wife's uncle for a week. I come home and l she's like this on the bed, staring off into nothingness like she's trying to solve the world's problems.

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Costco knew... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by capt_wolf to c/theyknew
 

Happy Halloween!

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Libby (www.overdrive.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by capt_wolf to c/[email protected]
 

Don't know how many folks have heard about Libby, but I've used it for a couple years now.

Libby let's you browse your local library's digital catalogue, including all of their audio books. Books can be borrowed for up to 3 weeks, with the option to extend it a sling as there's no one waiting for it. Works on Apple, Android, and in your browser. Best of all, it's all free! I dumped Audible for it and haven't looked back.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by capt_wolf to c/newjersey
 

Holy crap, they're the worst I've ever seen them this year. Fucking nymphs are all over my patio, the house, the car...

For every one I kill, I find 4 more. Also, I don't remember them jumping like fleas!

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