candyman337

Yeah nah by now ironing I mean I do not iron unless it's a fancy event, regardless of the fabric lol

Eminem's The Monster starts playing

I often have the suddenly naked nightmares, and it's always me back in school or college

"My pizza delivery driver kills THE JEDI??? (Not clickbait)"

It's important to be said that you have to be very careful when playing a satire character, because if you're not you will just become the satire character. Larry the Cable Guy is not even from the south. If you're doing something ironically or you like something ironically you have to make sure that it's something that you're okay with doing unironically or that you really take care to separate yourself from that thing in certain ways otherwise you will start to believe, like, and/or do those things unironically

It's all of these really, killing minorities, preventing people from aborting their future workers, dividing people on social issues so they can't come together to fix the system, and doing all that while creating a voterbase that blindly supports them. Dems are pretty similar. They just piggyback off of what the right is doing and say "we won't do that!!" While still quietly letting most of it happen because they're also in it to hoard wealth and power.

It was just r/Luciewildeisretarted lol

They're not trying to kill children, they want workers, it's about keeping people preoccupied with social issues like that so they ignore the wealth hoarding and corruption going on

They don't actually care.

Ah yes Lucie Wilde. I'll always cherish the fun times had on the not so nicely named subreddit about her.

I mean they've got a gun so I'd imagine so

fair point lol