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When I listen to Friends will be Friends from Queen, in the back of my mind I'm still certain that's from Good Charlotte.

Guess he don' wanna be an American idiot!

I feel like if Peter Capaldi called me a Muppet I would not take it as "adorable" and more like "twat".

Also people ~~made a lot of donations in hope of staying~~ bought their way out of hell.

Indulgences were literally sold, those weren't considered donations.

Did you recently (or less recently) stop breathing for more than 10 minutes, and if so, are you or not a professional freediver?

I'm not a medic at all, but would guess that since alcohol tends to liquefy blood, it could explain why you bruise when you've been drinking. It's also the reason why it's better to not drink alcohol the day before getting a tattoo, as you'll bleed more.

Now, with the inverse reasoning, maybe you don't bruise because your blood is "too thick", whatever that could mean? Maybe ask a physician ?

At first I thought "This guy's done", then I thought "There are still Russians not indoctrinated, and they got balls. Let's hope it sparkles some things in others".

Like if this side must be exactly 34 wheel revolutions long, you put a dent on the side of your wheel, you roll it in a straight line, and when your dent touches the ground for the 34th time, you just measured a length with a wheel.

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The only use I have for Google Assistant is to call people when I'm in my car, and even then it doesn't work correctly.

• "Call " -> Calls a business in a neighbouring country which happens to have the same (common) name as my wife.
• "Call " -> Calls my wife.
• "Call " -> Calls another business in the same neighbouring country which name contains my father's first and last name.
• "Call " -> Calls my father.

Wtf really. Those two businesses must keep wondering who's that number that keeps calling them at absurd times from another country and never leaves a message, because I can never remember who I must use the full name of...

It's a low hanging fruit, but I mean... The tree doesn't have a lot of higher fruits, and they're not as tasty anyway.

Kids these days will never understand that Louis Armstrong doesn't have a Mastodon.