It doesn't need a punchline because the NACC is a joke
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Oh god you reminded me of this gem
https://serverfault.com/questions/780150/how-to-cache-contents-in-haproxy#780155
Someone asks how to do http caching in HAproxy.
The one answer:
don't use the wrong tool
haproxy is a wonderful tool. It does not provide caching. A quick scan of the fine docs can verify this. Unless you want to patch
haproxy
you need to use a tool that does what you're looking to do.don't create impossible problems
By asking for haproxy to do something that it doesn't and excluding the tool that seems to do what you want to do you've create an impossible situation. There is no technical solution for this. Don't make choices that box you into a corner.
try varnish or anything that actually caches
If you get over that you might find this tutorial on using varnish with haproxy useful or try varnish by itself. Maybe squid or memcached would be more your speed.
In the comments to this ludicrous tirade we get this simple comment:
This was true and valid back then. Nowadays HAProxy does this.
And just in case someone found this looking for an answer, here's the example from that link
backend bck1
mode http
http-request cache-use foobar
http-response cache-store foobar
server srv1 127.0.0.1:80
cache foobar
total-max-size 4
max-age 240
I understand SBS's desire to avoid potentially platforming misinformation, but the story is pretty meaningless without this context.
fucking bone
Is that what they're calling it these days?
If it doesn't fulfill the requirements it's not any kind of solution
That's a completely different statement
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