benderbeerman

joined 1 year ago
[–] benderbeerman 2 points 11 months ago

Scattering the remains has long been a custom

[–] benderbeerman 3 points 11 months ago

SP/DIF can't hurt you, SP/DIF doesn't exist

[–] benderbeerman 4 points 11 months ago

This is the comment I was looking for, thanks for the trip down memory lane

[–] benderbeerman 3 points 1 year ago

"I wave my private parts in your general direction!"

[–] benderbeerman 2 points 1 year ago

Oh you didn't know? Yo ass better CALL somebodaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

[–] benderbeerman 3 points 1 year ago

They might be running around, robbing banks all whacked on Scooby Snacks™

[–] benderbeerman 5 points 1 year ago

Wallet, watch, spectacles, testicles...

[–] benderbeerman 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Toddler: grabs step stool

[–] benderbeerman 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's LOog it's LOog It's big It's heavy It's wood

[–] benderbeerman 5 points 1 year ago

My duck: waterproof feathers

Yo duck: named something like Heather

[–] benderbeerman 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My duck: green ring mallard.
Yo duck: tastes good in salad

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