alquicksilver

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[–] alquicksilver 20 points 2 months ago (5 children)

So... you're saying

[–] alquicksilver 54 points 2 months ago

Yeah, these look like three different people. Mugshot doesn't look like the gunman, but does kinda resemble the taxi passenger. I'm not convinced this is the guy.

[–] alquicksilver 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My brain read this as "head on" and immediately followed with "apply directly to the forehead." Even with my misread, I think it works.

[–] alquicksilver 35 points 2 months ago (5 children)

They'll have to have security as his grave 24/7 to prevent people from shitting on it. And, unfortunately, probably from praying to it.

[–] alquicksilver 27 points 2 months ago

I'm certainly not going to throw mine in the harbor over it.

[–] alquicksilver 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Like...Marge becomes a robot! Have no fear, we've got stories for years~

[–] alquicksilver 11 points 2 months ago

Also the guy on the bottom has cheekbones for days. Guy on the top is less defined. Can't be the same person.

[–] alquicksilver 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

...are you me?

[–] alquicksilver 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ridiculously often. Most of the time, I'll type out most of a comment before realizing I just...don't care to engage and don't want to see replies.

If I'm low on spoons (which is most of the time), that's what'll happen unless I


Okay, just for the sake of giving as authentic an answer to your question as possible, I got bored of trying to organize my thoughts into coherent words at the "---“ and intended to delete. Didn't solely because of the question.

Also goddamn I'm wordy.

[–] alquicksilver 36 points 2 months ago

Billionaires shouldn't exist; no one needs that much money. They should be taxed until there are no more billionaires.

[–] alquicksilver 81 points 2 months ago

If you're a pastor, maybe think of the children a little less.

[–] alquicksilver 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That would explain the declining quality of the sequels as his brain overheats from the fever.

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