aeronmelon

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[–] aeronmelon 42 points 1 week ago

“Don’t die for a cigarette.”

Poetic irony.

[–] aeronmelon 4 points 1 week ago

“I’m looking right at you.”

[–] aeronmelon 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I consider it an improvement over Beowulf.

A slight improvement.

[–] aeronmelon 16 points 1 week ago (10 children)
[–] aeronmelon 2 points 1 week ago

I see what you did there.

[–] aeronmelon 3 points 1 week ago

I hope this causes that company to become absolutely buried in litigation and debt.

We have to make the difficult decision to part ways with companies that cause undue stress in the people they employ.

[–] aeronmelon 11 points 1 week ago

A real “checks notes” moment.

[–] aeronmelon 2 points 1 week ago

Jesus would’ve dragged Ray Kroc into the streets and let everyone have at him.

[–] aeronmelon 5 points 1 week ago

she checks your phone and you have six alarms

“OMG! When were you going to tell me?!?”

[–] aeronmelon 18 points 1 week ago

“The worst thing she can say is ‘No.’”

she switches teams

twice

then they run away together

[–] aeronmelon 19 points 1 week ago

Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what I don’t like about social media censors…”

[–] aeronmelon 9 points 1 week ago

We found a place in… North Carolina maybe? That had red Coke cups but only served Pepsi.

When asked, they said something about how Pepsi was going to charge them for their cups so they kept using the Coke ones. When asked why they stopped selling Coke, they said something about how Coca-Cola was giving them way less money than before so they switched to Pepsi.

I don’t remember much else about that place other than they had AMAZING chicken.

The American east coast is an adventure.

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