this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

I'm glad you censored the word "shot" otherwise I would have been offended.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

self censorship has always been a weird case

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sorry. Drag will delete it if you're sure it's what a monotheistic god would want.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I'm in over my head now

[–] [email protected] 83 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Why has “shot” been censored? Is that word banned in fucking Florida or some shit?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wherever this screenshot was posted first, probably ranks content with these words lower to optimize for ad revenue of that service. I don’t know how people think these platforms are just a fine place to spend their time on

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This internet has become incredibly stupid.

[–] A7thStone 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

On second thought let's not go to the internet.

[–] T156 7 points 3 days ago

'Tis a silly place.

[–] RegalPotoo 2 points 3 days ago
[–] aeronmelon 19 points 3 days ago

Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what I don’t like about social media censors…”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

its from instagram

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This but with Dennis from always sunny, and then the gang has to stop him from killing frank to impress a girl.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I feel like Frank would be more likely to try and kill someone for the sake of picking up women than Dennis. Especially since Frank is the one with the gun.

Also it would be funnier to see Danny Devito dress like the assassin and try and say he looks exactly like him.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Even funnier.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

It's Gore-Tex!

[–] PP_BOY_ 7 points 3 days ago

Snot? Soot? Spot?