ZoopZeZoop

joined 2 years ago
[–] ZoopZeZoop 16 points 1 month ago

"I don't know you!"

[–] ZoopZeZoop 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They need something like Invisalign, but they make your teeth appear to be in terrible condition. So, when says that you can smile and scare the shit out of them.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 4 points 1 month ago

I haven't seen his nose, but I bet it's bold and beautiful. I wish him luck on his mental health journey!

[–] ZoopZeZoop 10 points 1 month ago

Carry on, my friend. Just didn't know if I was missing a joke.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 7 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Am I missing something? Why is Thursday after Monday?

[–] ZoopZeZoop 5 points 1 month ago

I needed more medication to numb than he thought--way more. Don't be afraid to speak up. Otherwise, the process was easy. I had discomfort for longer than he said, but that's just how my body is. Two years later, I still have some discomfort doing certain things (not common things), but again that's how my body is. That is how it is for some people, and I am just one of those few unlucky people. I have the ability to sense painful things greater than most and the ability to tolerate that pain more than most. It was still worth it. My wife and I were done having children and now we don't have to worry about any surprises.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry. If you live if the USA, that time is coming under Trump and RFK, Jr.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 2 points 1 month ago

No, Darth Helmet said it. Source: Spaceballs (movie)

[–] ZoopZeZoop 4 points 2 months ago

Or add the random stuff after for sorting purposes.

[–] ZoopZeZoop 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this shirt intended for an audience outside of the US?

[–] ZoopZeZoop 12 points 2 months ago

If we bring them back, we need to add googily eyes to them. I know that's not the message that people are trying to send, but how can we resist the temptation?

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