Zannsolo

joined 1 year ago
[–] Zannsolo 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can't sleep unless I shower I just feel disgusting

[–] Zannsolo 8 points 3 months ago

It's all a grand plan to have their lovers available on the battlefield.

[–] Zannsolo 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm guessing call center

[–] Zannsolo 3 points 3 months ago

Try Soylent I enjoyed them for a meal replacement

[–] Zannsolo 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Chicagoians dump 10,000 decaliters of ketchup into Chicago River to prevent it from being put on hotdogs.

[–] Zannsolo 5 points 4 months ago

Import it into access(Satan whispers quietly into you ear)

[–] Zannsolo 6 points 4 months ago

We basically eloped in front of family with a family member performing the ceremony

[–] Zannsolo 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Still more expensive than my wedding lol

[–] Zannsolo 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Uncle married us, at my aunt's house(nice spot) and my dad paid for lunch after. Only mistake I made was I didn't know my mom was out of town so she wasn't there 🤣. But my wife gave her a grandchild so that's water under the bridge now. Wife's dress was like $35 from Francesca's and I wore a suit I already had. Her engagement ring on the other hand was like $8k. My wending band $30 and a possible future ring finger degloved because it's titanium.

[–] Zannsolo 63 points 4 months ago (13 children)

That sign cost more than my wedding

[–] Zannsolo 52 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm an atheist but if anybody got the bill for anti-christ it's this guy.

[–] Zannsolo 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Aside from the moral implications, this was probably one of the biggest mistakes we made.

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