Xanthrax

Yeah, no. I was considering the hospital the entire time. At first, I thought it was one of those boners you get from sleeping on your belly, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was still at full mast and throbbing. I was half asleep, though, so I just kinda laid there thinking to myself, "Do I really need to go to the hospital for this boner right now?" I probably should've, but my sleep deprived brain told me, "Why don't you try to sleep on it?" Pun intended.

I got stuck with a boner for a whole night, it fucking sucked. I didn't even take anything. It just happened. It felt like someone was stabbing my taint.

Three

I like to make machines that kill them. I think we agree, let's not fight, please. This year sucks.

"Delay, deny, defend," is what the insurance companies do, not us. Just say what you really mean: we need armed and education minorities who can protect themselves and others. Mario's brother did come up with a pretty clever quip, though.

I'm color blind and I can't see in the dark, so yes

My sister is trans and getting all of her forms of ID because she's 18 (and needs a job), and we lost it in a move across the country. I have to be there along with two other people to prove she's a person. She just wants to exist like anyone else, and people are shitting on her because she's a girl. I want to strangle the world.

Not that Uncle

I have a partner with a vagina and I have dick, so that lid is a schrodinger's cat in the dark

Tangent: I used to be homeless while I worked at Petco's experimental store "petcoach". They used to give use free stuff to encourage us to buy it/ market it. I ate "Just Food for Dogs" for about a week. It was actually really good once you added spices. I also ate WAY too many of those dog oreos. I wasn't even the only one. My boss had a package of dog cookies they'd munch on under their desk. We had a self-serve bar for dog treats, and the oreos were there. I think half actually went into the bar.