WhereGrapesMayRule

You didn't specify they be consecutive minutes. The genie allows them all to walk for one minute, takes it away, then transports them all to your location and tells them what you did before enabling them to walk again for another four minutes. Millions of people then proceed to trample your broken body.

If you feed it (your soul) it will just go away.

I'm playing a game called "eat and drink my childhood trauma."

40 is the new 50.

The best thing about wet socks is that I'll die some day and never remember the feeling of wearing wet socks again.

This is a shit post.

Chickens are made of egg.

Now those are REAL starship captains.

This joke plays on a pun between "pain" (pronounced like "pan" in French) which means bread in French, and "pain", which is a negative sensory response to physical trauma. The humor suggests that being around French people eating baguettes makes you feel better because they are "pain killers" in a literal sense, providing comfort and enjoyment through the shared experience of eating bread.

Second Caveman: "Ted just never listened to anybody."

Here you go: https://youtu.be/Bl_iVm7SMbs?feature=shared