Waffelson

What's the most modern web browser you can run?

The Fish shell shows me just the past command with tar So I don't need to remember strange flags

You can play windows games on mac with using a crossover (uses wine and some open source software)

Here is a demonstration

https://youtu.be/CBoKIFMnPvQ?si=8axV557SMMroF2co&t=533

But I don't think you would buy a mac for games

I think it's more like shaders with sharpness that don't look bad

There are software and instructions

https://github.com/bloc97/Anime4K

I think the best player is mpv because it supports real-time anime upscaling with plugins

Does this match your description?

https://scoop.sh/

Even if the meme is old, Linux has grown quite a lot in recent years, so there are people who are not tired of the meme yet, and if you stay in some community for a long time, you will notice that many things will be constantly discussed over and over again

What's the point of using Gentoo if you don't compile?

Both of them sound like a Yandere simulator

it already exists and it's called Yacy, an open source decentralized search engine

Why not? I mean linux for servers too, but some people use it on desktop