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[–] Vladkar 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

As a software engineer on the hunt for a new job, it seems like every company hiring right now is one of three things:

  • Evil Distopian Nightmare Corporation
  • Same, But Also Makes Weapons
  • AI Startup Named "Jilquetoast"
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would work for jilquetoast is they have cool titles like toast master, jilquer of the court or Sjilquerin.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

at least it's not "jelquetoast"