VelvetGentleman

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[–] VelvetGentleman 6 points 3 months ago

Your horror movie has to be quite the turd that even shudder won't pick it up.

[–] VelvetGentleman -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why pay for it at all?

 

This is not a fetish thing, I promise. Every year or so I have an unexplainable urge to watch this video and I have to scour the internet to find it. This latest time I have been unable to find anything except for a TikTok style edit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD1V4jXzcL4

The music and text were added and I believe that they slowed it down as well. I can't remember if the original had sound but it in my mind it did. It is exceptionally difficult to find a specific video of a dog licking someone on the internet. Please help me locate the original so that I can put it in deep storage and never have to go through this ordeal again.

I have searched for it on tineye which was the most helpful but only found a reversed gif and some screenshots on a Chinese website. Yandex and Google were u helpful.

[–] VelvetGentleman 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're just babies...

[–] VelvetGentleman 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

But, but, but MONKEYS ARE APES! More specifically, the monkeys that are apes are apes.

[–] VelvetGentleman 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seems like these unexplainable emotions have pretty concise explanations.

[–] VelvetGentleman 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A curator of the world's finest receipts.

[–] VelvetGentleman 2 points 6 months ago

I still hear this through my tinny onboard in my deepest dreams.

[–] VelvetGentleman 11 points 6 months ago

This is fairly recent bird lore. Like late 80s to 90s. It takes a while for schools to catch up so I missed it as well.

[–] VelvetGentleman 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

And net 0 can include petrochemicals.

Maybe at some point in the future when carbon capture is a viable technology. But we're already at the point where "we'll deal with it later" is not a good enough solution.

[–] VelvetGentleman 12 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Not everything is binary. We don't need 100% renewables and 0% gas and 0% plastic and 0% ICE vehicles.

As a species, we need to get to zero emissions, and ideally negative numbers. It's easy to point fingers at others and then do nothing, but there's too much of that going on right now. Any reduction is a good thing.

[–] VelvetGentleman 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Dammit, it had to be the only good floss.

[–] VelvetGentleman 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)
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