Ultragigagigantic

"All men are created equal"

Is slave state

Never has been

Intentional heroin overdose

I too enjoy drinking a 30 pack of beer with my chimkin nuggies in the basement.

The record just wasn't correct

Yes actually, all the other political parties.

With a first past the post electoral system, two parties are a mathematical inevitability. With more representative voting systems, people would be able to vote for someone who they feel is best, safe in the knowledge that their vote would still be counted against those they dint want in office.

We can change how we vote one state at a time. Even yours!

The police state's violence brought them to the table.

Feeling free yet?

I swear all my previous managers took the same manager class.

When they treated me like shit, every one of them tried to make a personal connection with me by asking about something I was wearing.

"Oh you like x band? I see youre wearing a shirt"

"Hey what does your bracelet represent"

"Sweet hat, I like fried chicken to."

Like the first thing they saw they said something about it. Oh you're trying to get to know me now after you've fucked me and I'm leaving?

Bernie did the dame for Hillary, but we won't ever hear the end of "Bernie bro haters made Trump prez"

They've passed their bill... now let's see them enforce it.

Wouldn't be surprised if they go all on on it. Its not just mask off these days... it's underpants off as well.

Joe Biden is literally the best we can do

How many times do you say that in the mirror before you start your day?