ThePyroPython

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[–] ThePyroPython 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Precisely.

There'd be fire markers on the outer walls to indicate which fire protection company covered that building and whichever firefighter turned up would bill that fire protection company who'd then bill the customer/customer's insurance company.

Edit: typo, damn these supposedly opposable thumbs!

[–] ThePyroPython 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Fun fact: this is how fire fighters used to be.

There'd be fire markers on the outer walls to indicate which fire protection company covered that building and whichever firefighter turned up would bill that fire protection company who'd then bill the customer/customer's insurance company.

Edit: typo.

[–] ThePyroPython 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Remind me again, why should Keir be in prison?

[–] ThePyroPython 12 points 1 week ago

They are so dense their brain is a black hole; not a single intelligent thought is able to escape.

[–] ThePyroPython 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Everyone: Aww 🥹

My brain:

🎵 Beaaannss ooon meee.

Beans on me

Beeeaaaans meee ooooooon.

Beans on me

I'll beeeee gooooone

In a pet or twooooooooooooooooo! 🎵

[–] ThePyroPython 6 points 2 weeks ago

I mean she doesn't need to make excuses. Bush, no bush, trimmed into a cute pattern, do whatever makes you feel comfortable and sexy so long as it's hygienic.

[–] ThePyroPython 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh they've figured it out, but they aren't uncomfortable enough just yet to take to drag the corpos out into the street. Now it's a race between developing enough autonomous force to protect themsevles and their greed squeezing the working people harder until they rise up en-mase.

[–] ThePyroPython 59 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Can u get preganté?

[–] ThePyroPython 3 points 2 weeks ago

Excellent, I'll buy us all a round if you find us a booth 😊

Good vibes and deep meaningful conversations.

[–] ThePyroPython 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Allow me to introduce my little friend: Transmetropolitan Bowl Disruptor

[–] ThePyroPython 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hidden reading nook with bookshelf and cozy vibes.

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